1. Ocean waves
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing. They just waved.
2. Colorful Cruise ship accident
Did you hear about the red cruise ship and the blue cruise ship that crashed into each other at sea?
All the survivors were marooned.
3. Marriage trouble
I bought my wife a ticket to go on a cruise. It’s no Titanic, but I’m optimistic.
4. Latest cruise ship trend
Did you hear the latest trend is installing trampolines on cruise ships? Now everyone is jumping on board.
5. Cruise Ship Talk
What do you call an azipod that doesn’t work?
6. Nervous new cruiser
A nervous first time cruiser asked the Captain, “Do ships like this sink very often?” No, replied the Captain, “Usually only once.”
7. No Leeks allowed
What vegetable isn’t allowed on cruise ships?
8. Cruise crew joke
What’s it like working on a cruise ship?
It has it’s up and downs
9. Christmas cruise joke
Where does Santa go on vacation?
10. Marine life
Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze
11. Bermuda Triangle
What would you call the Bermuda triangle if it had 4 corners? The Bermuda Wreck-Tangle
12. The friendly sea
How do we know we know the ocean is friendly?
13. Haunted cruise
What do ghosts eat on a cruise?
What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone of course!
15. Cruise ship sickness
Where do sick cruise ships go?